In way over my head

I knew I was in for it.  I had done the math, and I was dreadfully out-numbered.  As they rushed towards me weapons drawn, I could see it in their eyes that they had only one goal in mind.  Total annihilation.  I knew they would not accept surrender.  I knew my only choice was to stand and fight.  I couldn't of run if I had wanted to, besides men don't run.  The time had come, I knew this was it.  I was in way over my head.  As the 7 screaming children closed in on me, plastic swords swinging, dart guns blazing, I did all I could to protect my most tender regions but it was to no avail.  One well placed punch down south sent me to my knees and as the sting of the plastic swords pummelled my body I screamed like a little girl.  This of course only seemed to send the blood thirsty savages into a wilder frenzy as they tied my legs with rope, the yellow nylon fibres cutting into my delicate leg fat.  5 boys and 2 girls.  Who knew such carnage could come from such innocent young faces.  I did, and I felt their wrath.  Amidst the clamour of the battle, I could hear laughing.  Deep, dark, evil laughing.  I craned my head to find the source of the laughter, and there to my utter dismay I saw them.  My wife and our friend Cheri howling at my misfortune and egging the children on.  Yes my friends, I may have lost today, I may have tasted bitter defeat, but I will have my revenge.  Oh yes, sweet revenge.
  (evil laugh) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I hope you enjoy todays video, exploring the difference between Big... and small.

Thanks for Journeying with us.
The Schafer Family